From time to time I will add new Facts to the list as I see fit.
Fact #1. Reach your own self-described level of grandeur.
Fact #2. Quantum mechanics suggests the world is not only stranger than we imagine, it’s stranger than we could have imagined.
Fact #3. Fortune Favors the Bold.
Fact #4. Greg Nikolic is one-in-a-trillion, not one-in-a-billion.
Fact #5. The winters of Toronto are reminders of a cold god’s nightmares; the summers are playthings.
Fact #6. Bridge Toronto (formerly Hamilton, Ontario, Canada) exists to supplement Downtown Toronto.
Fact #8. Combat is mental. It is won or lost through the mind.
Fact #9. Animals are delicious between a sesame seed bun.
Fact #11. If you don’t surrender, a world of pleasure is waiting to be opened to you.
Fact #12. The knowledge of mathematics is a knowledge that separates the civilized man from the savage; and the techno-barbarian from the civilized man.
Fact #14. If you’re getting a paycheck, somebody needs you. There’s just no faking that. You can always fake a compliment, you can always fake a friendship with a mere acquaintance, but you can’t fake the dollar bill.
Fact #15. A good blowjob is better than a good handjob. It looks prettier, too.
Fact #16. Darkness can be a self-sustaining source of light.
Fact #17. The city slicker beats the country hick 99 times out of 100.
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